Q: Why do Toadstools grow so close together? A: They don’t need Mushroom.
Q: What would a mushroom car say? A: Shroom shroom!
Q: Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatos? A: Button Mushrooms
Q: What room has no doors, no walls, no floor and no ceiling? A: A mushroom.
Q: What do you get if you cross a toadstool and a full suitcase? A: Not mushroom for your holiday clothes!
A guy walks into the doctor’s office. A carrot stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a mushroom stuck in one nostril. The man says, “Doc, this is terrible. What’s wrong with me?” The doctor says, “Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly.”