What to wear at the New (Mushroom) Year Party?

Stylish mushroom pants?
Your date could wear e.g. a mushroom dress.

Got 175 dollars to spare? Get these mushroom pants!

Under your mushroom pants, put on your best mushroom underpants.

Good at needlework? Sew your own mushroom pants with mushroom print fabric.

Mushrooms Galore – Black Background Print Fabric – $12.00/yard, Shipping and Handling $2.00/yard.